This is bull****!

Can someone explain to me WHY should it take me well over 90minutes to create an email account in ****en 2019? I mean, Jesus Christ! I thought by now things would be easier. Mind you, I still don't have said account, do you know why? Because GOOGLE won't let me allow me to use a memorable username or password, it always has to be some bull**** with a lower case letter, upper case letter, funny character, number, and no less that a million characters, who the **** is supposed to remember that???? That excludes the username that for the life of me has so many numbers I can never remember my own email address! I still have not created this email account and Google account and Google better not think they hot ****! Find other ways to fix your security issues! I shouldn't have to spend an hour creating an email address that nobody will remember or have access to! I'm at my wits end! This is complete bull****!