Fastway - 'in transit' permanently

In the decades since I first used a courier service.. it wasn't until Fastway - that I truly understood what the term "useless service" actually meant.. Its best to think of your delivery as gone and never to be seen again.. that way if you're somehow fortunate enough to actually receive it.. it should hopefully have that same great feeling of discovering money in the pocket of a pair of jeans you've not worn for a while. Their "online query" function is to un-monitored from what I can tell.. or they simply don't reply to messages, not sure which is worse? Contact Number # routes to 1 of 3 options, if the option you need is customer services, there's a 70% chance that someone will pick up after letting it ring for ages, then put it straight back down without saying a word so you'll have to dial back in.. A package can remain "in transit" for sufficient time to plan and enjoy a week long road trip and hope that by the time you're home - so are your goods are also in the same province.

I wouldn't hold my breath though..

Worst Courier Service on the market!