Experian idiocy

After fighting with standard bank, which is an absolutely useless institution, I have resorted to going straight to the source of this ridiculous idiocy.

Apparently just checking how much you qualify for on an app, is enough to stuff up your credit rating. Makes complete and utter sense. Next time I ask anyone in a store anything, I should get a hit around the head. Great stuff.

Sort this out experian. I can't even open up a cellphone account and now that too is going to reflect negatively on my report.

If you want people in chains or seen as numbers for the rest of their lives, that's great. Just sort out my credit score.

Thanks in advance.