Stop badgering me when you can just send an email

Please can you stop phoning me! I know you want to welcome me but ffs I am in meetings all day! I don't have the time! Send a damn email! I already know all the benefits! Why are you wasting peoples time with the same **** they already got when they signed up? Just send an email!!!!! Whats the point of the sales pitch if you are just going to phone again? Work smarter, not harder! Send a welcome email with all the benefits!! Its also easier to go back to when we want to look again. Honestly when someone calls me I forget because I am busy and have too much on my mind!! And DON'T PHONE ME FOR THIS EITHER!!! Why are you people obsessed with phoning?