Discovery bank account takes months

I have app**** for a SAVING ACC with discovery. Its literally taking months to open. Blocked profiles and app. Nobody ever calls you back to fix it. They don't even know why i its taking so long. CAN U IMAGINE REAL BANKING. With a blocked profile that takes weeks to resolve and i have not yet even transacted with them. Not worth the wait. So their adverti*****t that it takes seconds is a lie.