Discovery Bank a bank with no human touch

I have been trying to phone a human being at Discovery bank without having to go through a dozen login structures and having a computer give me a dozen other ways to get hold of them via " you guessed it COMPUTER" W ell Im not interested in a so called bank that has no direct human connection. All I want to do is CLOSE my account. Disgusting that you cant call and just ask a simple question but hey they will charge you big bucks just to hold thrir piece of plastic in your wallet even if you are not using it. Lets see if anyone HUMAN calls me or if I get another automated GPS voice call