So my wife apparently reported her card \Missing\""

Got to Dischem Boksburg Retail Park. Gave them my loyalty card which they ask for everytime. Swipes card, sorry sir your card is invalid. Leaves and comes back ten minutes later. \OK sir your card has been fixed, but i think it's your wife's card\" . \"what difference does it make?\" I asked. I left, came home, told my wife she has my card and i have hers. She looked at me puzzled. Anyway we swapped cards. So i go to Dischem Brakpan, Carnival Mall. At the pay point. \"Sir, this card is invalid\" I look puzzled. \"What do you mean?\" i asked. \"Sir your wife reported her card missing and this card (hers) is now invalid. Off she goes. Phone the wife. \"Nope never reported my card missing\" Returns with a 'manager' i take it. \"Card is invalid sir, your wife reported it missing and it is no longer valid.\" \"But my wife assures me she never reported it missing\", i reply. She just gives a quick glance in my direction, shrugs her shoulders and walks off. I look very puzzled. You know what Dischem, you can take your cards and shove them where the sun never shines, if that's your attitude. "