How do I love thee, Dis-Chem?

How do I love thee, Dis-chem? Let me count the ways. First, I get my chronic meds from you, which is important for keeping me alive and stuff. You’re linked to Ucount rewards, which means I can organise vouchers via my Standard Bank app (very handy right now that money is tight). Your rewards are good. You sell things I buy regularly, like 1kg of almonds and OMG those Heat Holders socks SAVED me this winter. Also those electric hot water bottles. That’s six ways so far. Also, the seventh, but perhaps most important is that every now and then you sell cheap lipstick in ludicrous colours, which I LOVE because I paint with it, and painting with lipstick could potentially be pretty expensive. So all round, a #WIN.