The Good Coke in SA is Sold in First-World Countries.... We Get the Poorer Quality Variety

Did you know that the Coke in Johannesburg is cheaper and more watered down than the Coke in Cape Town? It is pathetic. Cape Town exports their Coke to other countries such as Australia and then leave SA with the sh*t variety made in JHB. You cannot even get Cape Town Coke unless you drive within a few hundred kilometres of Cape Town. I feel left out in KZN. Seriously, the recipes are different -- I am personally always blown away by the difference. I am getting too used to the watered down, sugarless sh*t from JHB. I could cry.