Cell C sucks a bag o *****

<p>My sweet baby child. So big but oh so naïve.</p> <p> </p> <p>You've blocked my number. Disconnected me from the world. I phoned, I pleaded...yet I was left behind. </p> <p>Like a mother without a child. You've left me in my dispair. You've gone too far, Abandoned me. You suckled on my teat until I had nothing left to give. Now that my breast have become engorged with milk sent from the heavens, you've made it hard for me to give the money you so rightfully deserve. Because like a mother who has lost a child. I will continue to look for you so you can suckle on my bosom once again. </p> <p> </p> <p>Your consultants tried their best to help but your legal department is utter sh#t. I phoned for help and I kept getting put through to your legal department and they never ever ever answer their phones, like never. So they gave me their direct number. But oh! What is this, The network is always busy! </p> <p> </p> <p>If I can't get ahold of you and they can't get ahold of me because you have disconnected my freakin number. How in the 7 hells would you like me to settle my account. You freakin ********! </p> <p> </p> <p>Email me at ********** so you can get my details.</p> <p> </p> <p>I will be like the ex girlfriend you had who talks **** about you at every new boyfriend until you are a lonely, pathetic loser who no one loves. I swear it by the old gods and the new. </p> <p> </p> <p>So call your mother asap!</p>