Cell C service sucks *******

<p>For so very long did I resist to take a cell contract;</p> <p>That’s a fact.</p> <p>I told all and sundry that a contract is a load of crock;</p> <p>To sign you must be be***.</p> <p>Then CellC came along with a deal so fine;</p> <p>I lost my mind and signed.</p> <p>Right from the start the service sucked;</p> <p>I realised that I was f***ed.</p> <p> </p> <p>My spirit was not completely crushed … yet;</p> <p>To be positive I just reset …</p> <p>My hopes and dreams</p> <p> </p> <p>Five months on and it’s gone from bad to worse;</p> <p>Now I curse and curse …</p> <p>Every-time I look at my phone.</p> <p> </p> <p>My number was ported and then deported;</p> <p>But you tell me everything is sorted.</p> <p>You lie and bullsh*t and then tell me to call back;</p> <p>My number is gone and you don’t give jack.</p> <p>I pay you for data and airtime that I can’t use;</p> <p>My granny warned me about this type of abuse.</p> <p> </p> <p>I hate you, despise you and silently scream while I curse you;</p> <p>I want to divorce and erase you;</p> <p>Oh CellC, you brought misery to my life</p> <p>And due to you, from connectivity I am deprived.</p> <p> </p> <p>Your customer (urgh-urgh) ser… (choke) service sucks *******;</p> <p>I terminate that contract, our relationship is finish.</p> <p>I declare and reclaim my freedom;</p> <p>I’ll see you in court, you ****.</p>