Can't speak to a human being

It is so frustrating calling your call centre. I need some help from the technical dept. It is IMPOSSIBLE to get put through to someone. I listen to one disembodied voice after another asking me to make a selection. I eventually speak to a person who is a call centre agent. They try to transfer me to tech dept. I hold on for ever then get cut off. This has happened 4 times. Each time I call back I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SAME IRRITATING RECORDINGS AND GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE ANNOYING PROCESS. I have been trying to speak to someone for over half an hour. I have typed this entire complaint while holding on. You need to jack up your customer service!!!