Cold Calling LoanSharks. Desperate needled*cks.

Cold calling Loan sharks. Desperate to get their greedy hands on your money.

Stated that they found my number on Gumtree. (PS: I don't post my mobile number anywhere d*ckheads, because of d*ckheads like you.)

Don't bother phoning me, unless you feel like getting your face punched in. I reckon you *******ly obtained my contact details from a financial institution I am currently linked with. I can quickly narrow it down and will follow up on that too.

And if you by some miracle managed to extract my contact information from Gumtree, then know this: Just because someone's selling a vehicle, doesn't mean they are flat broke and desperate for your dirty money - So GTFO and GFYS