Woolworths should fund my drinking bill because they're driving me to it.

I have reached my absolute limit with the amount of absolute B.S. I am willing to continue dealing with from Woolworths.

In the last YEAR, I have dealt with nothing but **** at each and every single one of my interactions with any of your stores.

1. I am still waiting on my store card which I was promised after I had to physically go into the Woolworths store and complain! I asked for a physical card, I was told it would be arranged and that was in June 2025. I app**** for the damn store card in March 2025.

2. Woolworths refuses to allow women to try on full body shapewear stating that it gets a smell. You are also not allowed to return shapewear. You are however allowed to try on full body costumes and bikini bottoms without adhering to this ****. If I am about to drop R600 to R800 on full body shape wear I want to try it on. This has NEVER been a damn issue before and all of a sudden it is. I was not subjected to this same bull**** at any of your competitors. No wonder you have so many on sale because nobody is buying them because nobody can try them on!

3. Not once, not twice, but three times now I've been subjected to absolutely appalling chicken schnitzels from your food section. I've found tendon gristle, bones, sacks of unburst blood vessels, just all around horrifying stuff to find in your food especially when Woolworths entire claim to fame is their superior quality. I'd sooner eat Dog mince than subject myself to any more of Woolworths Quality meat because it has continually been a disappointment.

4. On that same note, upon the third round of dealing with the chicken schnitzels bull**** I complained to your head office. This was November 2025. I was promised a voucher to reimburse what was spent on the absolutely disgusting ready meal (Schnitzels and Chips) my mom and I had to endure. I. AM. STILL. ****ING. WAITING.

5. Quality sale, I went to go purchase a sale item that has been further marked down online. Upon arrival I was promptly told by the staff that that promotion only applies to online. NOWHERE DOES IT SAY THAT. Not only that but I read the damn terms and conditions of the further 30% off discount and LO AND BEHOLD IT SAYS IT IS VALID FOR BOTH ONLINE AND IN STORE PURCHASES. Easy solution right? Just order online. Not a ****ing chance because Woolworths online store never ****ing has stock. Ever. At all.

I am at my absolute limit now. I want reimbursments for the continuous bull**** I've dealt with the last year. Woolworths should be funding my parking tickets because almost every single time I am making my way to a damn store these days is to get brutally disappointed by the absolute **** show that is Woolworths Retail Stores. I have continuously dealt with Woolworths changing policies that makes no sense. It's like your damn policy team is shoving **** into inferior AI and just going with whatever generative **** it spits out regardless of whether it makes any ****ing sense or not. Your quality of food is disgusting. Your fashion suppliers are trying to dress everyone like a bunch of ****ty teenagers or potato sacks and I can't ****ing deal with the whiplash of it anymore. Your policies are garbage. And your ****ing "rewards" system is a JOKE. Woolworths. Pull your **** together.