Woolworths SA Grossly Misrepresent the products that they sell

I purchased "paper stem" earbuds from woolworths yesterday and to my surprise the stems are made from plastic, unless of course, I am retarded and do not understand the difference between paper and plastic. This is absolutely shocking and all your executives need to be jailed for your continued support for the destruction of our planet and misrepresenting what you are really about!!! I am disgusted!