Not happy with Woollies

Woollies once again have their Woollies Reward running...all I can say to Woollies is stick your reward up your ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR SIXPENCE TO SEE THE NEW GIRAFFE STANDING ON HIS HINDLEGS AND WHISTLING THROUGH HIS ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR SIXPENCE TO SEE THE NEW GIRAFFE.... You choose and win say R50 voucher (could be for food, or clothing, or home, or cosmetics) BUT...CRUNCH LINE...YOU MUST FIRST SPEND R250 before you can use the reward. AND!!!! The higher your reward, the higher the amount yiu need to spend to be able to use the reward. THEY CANNOT EVEN, IN THIS CLIMATE, WHERE THE MAN IN THE STREET IS STRUGGLING, GIVE A GENUINE REWARD. So as I said, take your reward and stick in in your "ask your mother for sixpence to see the new giraffe standing on his handles and whistling through his, ask your mother for sixpence to see.....