A FREAKING ****** IN MY DESSERT!!??!?!?

Let me start off by saying I love Woolworths and I love their products and their quality. I buy their soups and juices when I’m sick and their desserts almost weekly.

This week while enjoying my tiramisu and Madagascan vanilla ice cream I felt something strange in my mouth. Now let me say that I’m typing this while shaking and trying not to puke at the thought of it all over again.

A blady ******!!! A freaking ****** man!!! How the hell even? I tried for a full 20 minutes inspecting the strange strand of rubbery material and finally accepted that I had a piece of a ****** in my mouth... ***...

I love almost every single product in the Woolworths food store and as much as I’m tempted to go back nothing will ever ever erase the memory of the day I had a piece of a ****** in my mouth. I’m happy to keep the piece of it and show whatever manager and they can keep it in their mouths just to be sure and have the same disgust!

I don’t even know what to say... I think I’m still in denial trying to convince myself it was something else just to curb the nausea.