5 mishaps from water at Wimpy gateway

Had very poor service from waitet Sbu. 1. Asked for white toast- got soggy brown toast 2. Asked for butter- got 1 tub margarine 3. Asked for crispy chips- got soggy oily chips 4. Did jot get jam- had to ask 5. Took ages to get bill- had to ask other waiters One can ezpect one or 2 things to go wrong- not 5!!