Resolve My Debit Order Issue or Cancel My Membership

I am beyond frustrated with your inability to handle a simple request. I have now tried twice to update my debit order details—once over the phone and once in the club—and yet, my banking details remain unchanged. As a result, my debit order bounces every single month.

This level of incompetence is unacceptable. If your team cannot complete this straightforward task immediately, I am instructing you to cancel my membership. I refuse to manually pay for something that should be automated and resolved without repeated effort on my part.

This is your final chance to get it right. Fix this now, or cancel my membership.