yellowpages - what a carp!

I requested via internet to have my business advertised. I received a call next day from a female who could barely speak English. I asked her to email whatever she had to say. So far I have not received the mail, probably because of limping fingers (as her English). I then called to their 08... number talking to a guy who seemed to have just fall off the banana tree. I put the phone down. I don't talk to cretins, but... if this is the company that supposedly would advertise my business, it looks more promising to use prayers or graffiti. Certainly would work better. Dealing with low IQ is always a pleasure