SOS! What happened to Tinder women?

Why are they all so self-absorbed, pretentious, ridiculously picky and narcissistic? Why can't they be like ladies from <b>J4Dates.com </b> kind, pure at heart, not spoiled, flexible, passionate, able to have stimulating conversation, slim and sportive, beautiful inside and out? I wish they lived closer! I understand that it's two different cultures, but does it mean something might be wrong with our culture? It seems that all women I meet on Tinder are looking for a superman, being totally oblivious to the fact that they themselves aren't flawless!