The Courier Guy Nelspruit eats bananas and belongs in a zoo

I am hesitant in ordering online these days, especially if The Courier Guy pops up as your delivery company. It has been weeks and have yet to receive my parcel. It seems every branch is to their own, not a company as a whole. JHB branch says they have dispatched my parcel to Nelspruit branch and that is now NLP problem. NLP has no idea what I'm talking about. They even huh at me when I verbally give them my parcel number!

Jy weet wat maak huh nadat hy geuh het neh?

Seriously hate courier companies