Greatest driver in all the lands!

I gave up my Work address (as my home address can never be found, and I have to explain to the driver how to get to my work anyway), so Patrick gets here, and he asks me where must the package be delivered. I tell him it must go to my house, and get in the vehicle with him, with the intension of walking back. The house is about 450m down the road. As I lock up I see here he is, still waiting. I then ask him if he is waiting for me, he says yes, and when I get into the car, he tells me: "I'm taking you back where I found you. I can't let them ***** you."

Thank you Patrick. You are a model citizen!