False advertising.

I can not see how you call your White chocolate fudge fudge! It is simply false advertising.

It should be called - ooooh! Aaaah! A slice of heaven, or milk of the gods!

I have never tasted something so smooth, decadent, and delicious. It should be classified as a sin, cause nothing this tasty can be good for you.

The bar seems enormous at first, but you soon realize you can nat make it any smaller.

Simply delicious!