More like a 3 star hotel.

This is a review of the 6-sleeper unit. The bathrooms are very small. As a tall person of about 2 metres, my head touches the ceiling when I make use of the shower. I think that the drain in the shower was blocked when I arrived, this caused the bathroom to flood when I made use of the shower. I found a few strands of other people's hair in my bed, as I opened it up before going to bed. I found nasty stains on the pillows. I feel like my room needed to be vacuum cleaned before I arrived, I suspect that they did not do that. The towels are not changed on a daily basis, I hope that they do not expect their paying guests to use soggy towels.

Yours faithfully Guest at room 614.