Don't buy Samsung phones for their advertised features

Apparently the Find my Devise service is nonsense. I bought the new Samsung Flip 3, an extremely expensive phone that would presumably warrant excellent service, it was ****** yesterday and I thought I would be fine since I had the smart tag registered and everything.

Nope

Went to the Samsung store immediately but the technician wasn't in, they gave me a number to dial for the client service Centre which hung up on me without even speaking to a consultant, the following day I once again contacted Samsung, where the lady told me to buy a new Samsung to track my old one... This is false advertising, what the hell Samsung?!