The pizzas are WAY too greasy.

I do not know how people can eat their pizza. Not only do they often get the orders and special requests completely wrong (sometimes adding extra ingredients or too much), but the pizzas are so godd*mn oily. Who are these made for? I have to dab a single slice eight f*cking times before I can get it dry enough to eat, and then I feel like dog sh*t afterwards because the pizza was still too godd*mn mother f*cking oily. I could have used that as lube with my boyfriend. What a f*cking waste godd*mn.