A Slice of Regret, Served Fresh

The only thing worse than their nonexistent service is the questionable state of their food. Since when does chicken have the texture of paste? Out of the four pizzas I ordered, only one could pass as remotely edible. For a place that specializes in pizza, you’d think they’d at least get the basics right, but instead, you’re served a messy mix of sauce and what feels like leftovers from last month’s freezer cleanout. Quality control? Nowhere to be found.