If you want a stinking car...

If you want a car stinking of old cigarette smoke, go to these people. If you want a car with disgusting spots on the seat fabric, get a RentaCheapie, and also if you want a car that was crashed before and now presents clutch, paint and suspension faults. Say goodbye to visit wine farms- RENTACHEAPIE charges you R899 for driving 1.7km on gravel. Be prepared to be accused of damaging the rims by driving on these gravel roads and to pay a damage fee of R1399. If you terminate early, there is a hefty fine (they have to, most people probably want to get rid of these dilapidated cars before the end of their contracts). Be prepared to pay R280 for a "car valet" after your rental. Be warned. Be sure to be threatened by the operations manager, with legal action should you wish to warn potential customers against RentaCheapie. Be prepared to pay extra: "... travel further than 200 km from Cape Town but within 400 km, R499.... travel further than 400 km from Cape Town but within 750 km, R799.... travel beyond 750 km but within 1000 km a R999 once-off travel fee is payable... travel beyond 1000 km within South African borders, a R1799 once-off travel fee is payable..." I'm amazed by the spate of 5* reviews after each honest review here on HelloPeter- presumably by same operations manager himself? Looking forward to see how many opposite reviews will be placed following my post! Hannes, you and your attorneys know where to get me. Awaiting your nest steps to test my facts in court, as per your threat.