Stick it up your posterior!

Today at 13:39, I received spam from Puffmed titled \Profmed: New and Exciting Baby Programme\".<br> <br> Please carefully note the following important points: (1) I haven't the slightest interest in any \"offers\" from Puffmed, whatever their nature might be, short of making up for all the stress Puffmed has caused me. Keep your spam to yourselves. (2) Puffmed's spam has no \"unsubscribe\" feature and is therefore in breach of ECTA and CPA regulations. (3) The fact that I contacted Puffmed via the info e-mail address does not constitute a licence to bombard me with useless and annoying spam. (4) Puffmed must cease immediately sending me *anything* that I have not expressly asked for or signed for. (5) Do not contact me in any shape or form on this issue. Just remove my details, that's all. (6) Any more of such nonsense from Puffmed will prompt me to lodge a harassment complaint with the ombud.<br> <br> You have been warned.<br> <br> PS: Why do I call you \"Puffmed\", you may wonder. It's because you disappear like magic in a puff of mist whenever someone truly needs you. That's why."