Bulls**t "Promotional" Spam

Dear Platinum Life,

It's time for you to stop running this utterly idiotic refer-a-friend **** that you've got going on. For the 4th time now, I've been "referred" by an individual I've never met or dealt with in my life. This time, a grand old idiot called Melanie Morisse, who, being the MD of a company, should know better than to share contact details without someone's consent. Further proof that she doesn't know me? The damn idiot can't even spell my name.

This is the last time I'm saying this to you - I don't want your ****ty, ****ty policies. I don't want to deal with a company like you, because your morals are ******* and you don't know your ****s from holes in the ground. Never contact me again, or I will gladly report you to your regulator for harrassment.