Planet Joke, not fitness

The Buzz:

Truly tired of talking to the Branch Manager - so this is my last resort. And I don't mean LAST losely. I will cancel my membership.

Tired of asking her to please put the sign back up by the Steam room stating the criteria for ladies use of same. Naked women all the darn time. Ag no. Just no. Have asked her at least 3 times.

The aid with which you enter the pool is not affixed to the cement - both entry points. I broke both my ankles last year - i need hydro therapy - but if i break my neck entering or exiting the pool what help is that??

Speaking of the pool - why ONLY do I have to shower before entering? Nobody else seems to and there are no parameters in place. Why ONLY do i have to wear a swimming cap yet others don't - even the lady who gives privates lessons doesn't wear one.

The music is just godawful. And loud!!! Is this a nightclub or fitness outlet? When you play music that has a repetitive beat it just irks me. Boof Boof Boof Boof Boof - not even a dwang - just a druming Boof Boof Boof. Sure, you are not going to accommodate all - but at least then get the volume right. Yikes man.

Lastly, why oh why is there this huge sign to promote the services of a Bio when neither the email address nor website are in existence? What's the purpose of this?