Bound to a sneaky contract

How dare we get bogged down by sneaky gym contracts in this day and age! I cannot believe this crazy **** still happens!!! In 2014 I decided to concentrate on my health by joining Planet Fitness. I got a trainer and things were going great. After 3 months I became very ill and required extensive surgery. I remained in hospital for 4 months and it took another 6 months of recovery at home. I am still in the healing process as I am writing this complaint. I was intrigued by a special I heard on the radio...it said something like 'pay only R199 for your gym membership\. I thought to myself