Spinach with a touch of elastic

<p>after waiting a longer than normal period for food to be served, it finally arrives, and a short while into my meal, I start chewing a tougher than normal portion of cream spinach, turns out that its an elastic band, I report it to management and all i get is a sorry, i than request to speak to senior manager Vernon, who is super arrogant and instead of nutrilising the situation he tells me not to swear, being naturally irate I again try to speak to him but his pompous behaviour again surfaces, so now i ask what would have happened if one of my kids were unfortunate and swallowed this elastic band, extremely disapointed as I asked him when last the health inspector had been to the premises and his response" they have never needed to come!" so it leaves one wondering is this standard procedure in a restaurant as according to the standard rules and regulations it certainly is not.</p>