PHAT***** / MAJOR LOWHEAT

**PATRICK** That’s his name! Or rather... what he calls himself. He places ads in the newspaper about “CARS CARS CARS” - they buy any type of vehicles and pay you for it. Or so they claim... it’s a ****!!!! So pathetic and sad. He preys on innocent people and *****s their vehicles. Be careful, he doesn’t pay you for what he “buys” from you. WHAT A DAMN PATHETIC HUMAN BEING