Peri Creamy Avo, Caramalised Onion and Dissapointment

Your new Peri-creamy avo and caramelised onion wrap is probably the worst let down of 2020. In fact it epitomises the year 2020. I’d rather suck Ghandi’s slip slop or catch Covid from Hamilton than order that ***** up again!

There was no Perinaise sauce! The chicken was all to one side and dry as Eva Braun’s nether regions, the “creamy avo” was nice, could have added a little more though I think. The caramelised onion was delicious, I love onion, that bite was glorious. A glorious, glorious bite. The other side of the tracks had a full chopped cucumber stuffed down its shoot to fatten it up. Possibly just like KFC does to their hoenders. All in all it was a sorry excuse for a great suggestion. May 2021 see new vigour and determined justice to what could have been...AN EPIC LUNCH, instead of AN EPIC FAIL...