Nando’s is just KFC for people who are lying to themselves about the sort of meal they want to eat.

Proper fried chicken is a lot nicer than anything Nando’s has to offer. We’d pick Chicken Cottage over Nando’s any day. Fight us.

The chicken is so dry it’s the opposite of moist. And if you’re not enough of a ‘lad’ to endure having the roof of your mouth incinerated by extra hot sauce your only other option is a lemon concoction reminiscent of an Indian takeaway wet wipe or burnt halloumi.