Please sort this out today!!!!!

I just wasted my entire ****ing lunch trying to sort this **** out!!!<br> <br> Every ****ing time, I was put on hold and then phone was hung up in my ear!!!!!!<br> <br> I want this sorted out today or I want my ****ing account cancelled!!!!!<br> <br> I need my ****ing NEW account linked to my ****ing online profile!!!!!<br> <br> The NEW account number is ***!<br> <br> I cannot edit it myself under my profile, so please do not use that ****ing EXCUSE!!!! <br> <br> My email address is [Email Removed] so it is the online account that my new account number needs to be linked to!!!!<br> <br> Please do not call me as I cannot answer the ****ing phone!!!!!<br> <br> Please send me an email to confirm once this has been done!!! <br> <br>