The worst self catering accomodation

This is the worst place to stay over. No towels, not even a toaster. The owner thinks self catering means bringing a fridge, bedding, mop, black bag for the dustbin. Snooping in the room when we are not there. The rooms smell. Not cleaned, no cleaning service offered. No wi-fi as advertised. Not even the kettle works properly. The swimming pool is in his property next door. Its just unbelievable.