Monster Cones

I bought a monster cone for each of my children. The lady behind the counter handed me 1 and I tried to stop the ice cream from falling off the cone inside the store. As she hands me the second one I am telling her this. She then proceeds to laugh me out and tell me the ice cream will never fall off the cone. Then continues to discuss and laugh at me with her colleague. I take the second cone and walk out. As I reach the car, the first ice-cream drops to the floor with me still holding the cone. The children decide they would share the remaining ice-cream. We get in the car and start driving off... And there goes the second ice-cream on the car floor...Needless to say I had 2 very upset children.