Where is my online order? I surmise it's in Narnia.

I ordered and paid for an item through the Milady's online store on the 19th of May and as of yet (27th of May) I have not received my purchased item. I've reached out on numerous occasions to query the status of my order via their associated email address and contact number, only to be met with an unavailable dial tone on several occasions and an email that has yet to be rep**** to.

Subsequently I tried tracking the parcel using the provided tracking number from my invoice and that yielded no results whatsoever.

I guess my next step from here is to purchase a Ouija board and see if that yields any results as direct communication is non existent.