I got shat on and ****ed on, literally.
<p>They say it is better to be ****ed off than to be ****ed on, that saying holds very true to my experiance. </p> <p> </p> <p>I decided to go for lunch to JBS restuarant on Wednesday 27 July 2016 with my sister in my car, I drive into the underground parking, and unfortunately decided to park in a parking nearest to the restuarant. My sister and I exit the vehicle and while I am walking, I feel something wet dripping on my head. </p> <p> </p> <p>I take my hand and touch it, then smell it - Human waste. </p> <p> </p> <p>I look up and see there is a sewerage pipe above my car that has burst, throwing human waste everywhere. I immediately go to the nearest bathroom and clean myself using chemicals that probably did more damage than the human waste did to my mental state. Off next I go to the parking garage office and call the manager. The manager tells me he is unaware of this leak and I must show him. I promptly show him and he tells me, Yes they know about this leak, and the plumbers are already here to fix it while pointing at a group of plumbers looking at the pipe. </p> <p> </p> <p>I then tell him I would advise he CLOSE OFF THE AREA. </p> <p>HOW CAN YOU NOT CLOSE THE AREA OFF????? ARE YOU GUYS BRAIN DEAD??? </p> <p> </p> <p>WHY RUN SEWERAGE PIPES HANGING ON A CEILING IN A PARKING LOT???</p> <p> </p> <p>I got an apology and was promised free parking (first 30 minutes is free anyways). </p> <p> </p> <p>Only Gd knows what kinds of microbiology was in this sewarage that fell on me and countless others. I hope the department of health pay them a visit soon not like that would help me, I am already infected with countless bacteria's, vurises, mold's, spores and fungi's from Melrose's Ass. </p> <p> </p> <p>Some tips :</p> <p>Try get an outside parking.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p>
