Stop harassing me!

<p>I'm getting rather tired of receiving smses telling me to pay a Truworths account that I do not have, </p> <p> </p> <p>Further smses will be considered as harassment and will be dealt with as such. </p> <p>Send me the following - and if you can't then I know that you are trying to just **** people out of money. </p> <p> </p> <p>1. Provide validation of the debt, that is, the actual accounting.</p> <p><br />2. Verify your claim against me by nothing less than an invoice signed by a director of your company;</p> <p><br />3. Produce a true wet-ink copy of the CONTRACT binding me to you. Should you choose to mail this to me ensure that it is sent by recorded delivery;</p> <p><br />4. Provide a copy of the mandate from the so-called “credit provider” or bank enabling you to make claim on their behalf. This must be signed personally by a director.</p> <p><br />5. Furnish a valid licence number proving your status as a professional debt collector.</p> <p>Until you are able to fulfill ALL of the above legally acceptable requirements, and to my complete satisfaction, you are to refrain from harassing me or I shall take corrective action against you in your personal capacity.</p> <p> </p>