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Landau Attorneys, masters of the art of scare tactics and 'creative accounting.' Apparently, I owe R270 for a missed Planet Fitness payment from 2***, which somehow magically increased to R290 after a couple of days. Their phone calls are a mix of extreme persistence and terrible customer service — if you enjoy being harassed by rude individuals who treat you like a walking wallet, this is your place! They apparently don’t believe in email confirmations or documentation, just trust them... blindly. So, if you ever want to pay for a service that might have been from 5 years ago, at least they'll provide the laughs (at your expense) while doing it!" Just a heads-up: make sure you're actually legally responsible for this debt before acting on it.