I saw someone's *****s

I cannot fathom the disbelief and regret I had to endure while visiting this estate. unit 67 especially. like have these people even heard of towels in the bathroom, like what am I supposed to dry my hands with? with pants ? like why am I parked infront of a tree without sufficient and clearly marked out parking boundaries? and the lack of bass in the lounge, like how am I suppose to listen to trance music?