Tiniest Tower Burger in recorded history

<p>I have just eaten what is potentially the most disgusting tower burger in all history, if this is the measure of KFC's quality, then not only have they hit rock bottom, but have managed to start digging. Actually, this burger is probably even worse than the worst 'last garage pie' I ever ate in the 90's in the middle of the night. The tomato was soft and wrinkled, the lettuce more brown than green and soggy, the bottom of the bun was thinner than a roti. The chicken fillet was the worst of all, a dark brown stained oily colour and tougher than the most sinewy biltong. This burger left me completely unsatisfied, you cannot call it a tower, it was smaller than the McD's R2 burger!</p>