The dissapointing Doritos crunch saga

Dear Kfc, and for that matter Simba Doritos,<br> <br> On Saturday I saw your billboard add in centurion advertising the new Doritos crunch burger. At the time, I was moving house, so feeling stressed and sick from a nasty cold. However I immediately started to crave what sounded like something amazing! I assumed ( horribly incorrectly ) that perhaps kfc would crush and mix Doritos into the batter for this burger.... And was super excited! I thought what a awesome out of the box idea!<br> So last night I convinced my gf and cousin that we should get kfc.They opted for the colonel burger and the tower burger, and of course I went with the Doritos burger. When we received the bag by the drive through window, I checked to make sure everything was there & immediately halted my cousin as I only counted two burgers. Then I discovered the little blue paper with this tiny little out of shape burger in it. To my complete and utter dismay on sitting down to eat this little burger I discovered no great new mix instead I got a dry piece of chicken patty, a stale piece of bread almost no sauce but 3 SOGGY DISGUSTING doritos chips. You people should be ashamed that you offer such k*k at a ridiculous price!