Kauai or the Secret Smoothie Society

Kauai at Virgin Active Lenasia should consider renaming itself Fortunate’s Exclusive Smoothie Club—because unless you’re on her VIP list, good luck getting served! This is the second time I’ve been told they’re “closed,” only to watch Fortunate blend up smoothies for other lucky patrons like some kind of smoothie gatekeeper. I usually avoid getting my smoothies here because of her attitude, but honestly, it’s starting to feel like an episode of Survivor—Outwit, Outplay, Out-Smoothie.