The fall of Jaco Swart

Jaco knows nothing about fixing gates. He owned a panel beaters garage in Gauteng where he spent most of his time panel beating his ex wife. Jaco spends most of his time drinking, beating up women and dodging the police, so if even if he came out to attempt to fix your gate, he probably wont stick around long enough to sort the problem out and will most likely over charge you since he has a fine of R20 000 he has to pay off. Women are especially warned to avoid his services at all costs as he will find nothing wrong with the gate and will be convinced that the problem is your face and he will attempt to fix it using his hands. Jaco has dark brown hair, a face that looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a shovel, and has been seen in various shapes and sizes depending on what phase his androgen and alcohol addiction is in. Citizens are warned not to engage with Jaco physically, without wearing protective gear, as we do not know what STD's he may be carrying.