If Random Charges, Uncancelable Memberships, and Soul-Crushing Incompetence Turn You On – Gym Company Is Basically Your Love Language

Gym Company doesn’t do fitness - they do financial hostage situations with optional dumbbells. The only place where “membership cancellation” is just a suggestion. Like speed limits. Or using deodorant at the gym.

I cancelled in September 2024. They nodded, smiled, and apparently shoved my request into a black hole where logic goes to die. They’ve got this cute little “3-month billing after cancellation” rule, which I honored, like a loyal gym soldier. But did they stop charging me in December like decent humans? Of course not. That would make too much sense.

Instead, I’m still being billed in March 2025 - because why not bleed me dry for cardio I’m not even doing?

I’ve reversed more transactions than a magician doing card tricks, and now they’re calling me like I owe them money for emotional support. Spoiler alert: I don’t. You owe me for surviving your admin system.

Let’s talk customer service. Ever tried cancelling a gym membership and ending up in a gaslighting masterclass instead? “We don’t have a record of your cancellation.” Cool. I don’t have a record of your competence either.

Avoid them like leg day. Forever.